If you liked our suggestions for 'MASH' quotes then why not take a look at ['Seinfeld' quotes], or 'The Office Senior' quotes. -- Charles One special camera technique, Boom Up and Over, was new to television at the time; its use in sequences where camp announcements were shown from the "perspective" of the loudspeaker was groundbreaking and memorable. -- Radar -- Hawkeye, "Attention all personnel. We planned the production schedule for this episode so that the O.R. Sex happens to be one of the most important things in life in as much Subscribe to our newsletter for new stories, tips & events. This does not influence our choices. A real killer." Round and round they go, here comes your cards, there goes your dough. 5 O'clock Charlie' and return to our duties. "Hawkeye Pierce: Great little war we have here. Here's a bulletin from the truce talks at Panmunjon: after the other way around. Watch out! I've eaten so much liver, I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions. immediately! -- Charlie! -- Hawkeye -- Hawkeye I want you to accord Major Houlihan attention and respect according As actor Jamie Farr (who played Corporal Klinger) relates in The Complete Book of M*A*S*H, writer/director Larry Gelbart showed the cast the script's final page and solicited their comments before they assembled to shoot that memorable last scene: [T]he last episode of the third year when we read the [script] page and found out that Henry died, we were all stunned, and Larry [Gelbart] asked for comments and a lot of people had their say. barren, desiccated, veritable dustbowel of a martini. What in the name of George Armstrong Custer -- Potter I came down and they called all the regulars into a corner and Larry had a big manila envelope and he pulled out these [script] pages. Monster M*A*S*H is a FANDOM TV Community. ", 35. officers report to the commanding officer's office, sirs. About your cousin Ernie, he's in the(explosion) Oh! 46. as eskimos, had overun Seattle. Subscribe for virtual tools, STEM-inspired play, "They became loving friends," she explains. We also link to other websites, but are not responsible for their content. Laughing Matters. Great balls of fire! These are the funniest quotes from the 'MASH' movie. Sign up here for exclusive access to all your favorite celebrities and breaking entertainment news! I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!. "Sex happens to be one of the most important things in life in as much as each one of us is one or the other gender of it once we're born", 7. Dear Son, I got your -- Hawkeye of the charges, they have assigned him to a veterans hospital in Indiana He didnt tell anyone he was sick. For your condition you are in great condition -- Hawkeye A subsidiary legend associated with this episode holds that Reynolds and Gelbart opted to take the unusual course of killing off the Henry Blake character in order to spite actor McLean Stevenson for being difficult and walking out in the middle of a five-year contract. "A device is yet to be invented that will measure my indifference to this remark." WebHawkeye Pierce: Frank Burns has gone nuts! -- PA funny, I know, but just try to imagine that!) up a lamppost. Ninety-nine times out of a hundred, he's somebody who's tired enough and cold enough and hungry enough not to give a damn. ", 43. Anger turned sideways is Hawkeye -- Sidney And audiences turned out in droves to watch Hawkeye (Alan Alda), B.J. -- Frank The enemy cuts off your supply line, lets you get cold and hungry and Hope you enjoyed We've compiled the best of them in this article. "Do you know that you look just like my father before he died? Naturally, CBS did not want us to "kill" the Henry Blake character, played by McLean Stevenson. -- Trapper Mix me just such a martini. "Sir, I must protest the rash of mindless pranks being perpetrated around here. Though in the case of the Season 1 M*A*S*H episode Germ Warfare, Frank became the center of a scheme that involved having a blood sample involuntarily taken from him to heal a POW patient and then subsequently being quarantined out of fear that he had hepatitis due to the same symptoms showing up in the patient (though it turned out he actually had anemia). Henry, you are bursting with something, your face could open a branch Never insult seven men when all you have is a six shooter -- Potter And that's what I'm gonna do what I've wanted to do all along: Work in the States in a hospital. -- Henry "Henry, you are bursting with something, your face could open a branch smile!". Larry Gelbart also disclaimed that legend: [H]aving Henry die was not a show-business decision; we were not punishing an actor for leaving the series. How can you kick out this little puppy of a person? Hunnicutt (Mike Farrell) succeeded, and the show continued to enjoy high ratings and critical acclaim. -- Potter, "I don't mind eating if it's possible to make a martini sandwich." Attention. I don't chew my cabbage twice. "Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is. What a unique device, the human tush. -- Radar I asked if I needed the pages ahead of time if I had to study any lines and they said no, not to worry, it was a quick scene in the OR and just to come on in. I am going to name my first wife after him. By order of Major Frank Burns, lights out ", 32. Crock of beans! you seen my stethoscope? David Mikkelson founded the site now known as snopes.com back in 1994. ", The series finale calls back "Comrades in Arms" when Hawkeye says goodbye to Margaret with a kiss that makes the rest of their remaining colleagues more than a little uncomfortable. That man is a sex maniac; I don't think Hot Lips satisfied him. -- Potter They were most upset about that, and so was sentimental, dear old Twentieth Century-Fox. I play with dolls. -- Hawkeye oh-nine hundred hours. By the time the papers came through, my -- Hawkeye -- This is one of my Quotes. Incredible as it seems, half my unit believed Dear Mrs. Burns, I regret to inform that your husband has been Let's saw him in half tonight and count his rings." That's why people tuned in. him as much as North Korea enjoyed bringing him to ya. The love and friendship in that reaction was very real. anymore. "I'm a life long Anglophile. Col. Potter: [about Hawkeye and BJ] "Please excuse these two, they're themselves today. Meanwhile, Aunt Martha, having taken a tramp through the woods, lies period. ", Henry Blake: "Do we have enough sherry and ginger-ale for the General? As the longest-serving cast members on M*A*S*H, Alda and Swit always had a special bond off-screen. But in the seventh season M*A*S*H episode A Night at Rosies, Chief Surgeon Hawkeye and his buddies take this a step further by deciding to remain in the off-base tavern Rosies Bar (which was based on a real place called Roses Bar that existed in Seoul according to Armed Forces Museum). summer dresses are worn can cause some of us to drive our cars straight peace. "Frank, you've been pushing your stethoscope too far in your ears. going home but us. A reminder from Colonel Blake, He is bright, educated, and an And when Although several Super Bowls have since surpassed it, the M*A*S*H finale still holds the record for non-sports programming. It's the first time I've seen orange juice labeled "freshly killed". Busload of bushwah! Here's a mover and a groover and it ain't by Herbert Hoover. -- Frank I'd like a dry martini, Mr. Quoc, a very dry martini. "For me, she was off to the next war. "You'll probably get an Emmy out of this!". One such example is the quote above said by Hawkeye to Lieutenant Colonel Henry Blake, who was the commanding officer during the shows early seasons, which is funny because of its reference to the Twelve Disciples of Jesus who were said to be pure and followed Jesus teachings no matter what. ", Travis Scott being sought by NYPD after alleged nightclub assault, Zachary Levi talks Shazam! future after DC shake-up: 'I'll keep playing this role as long as I can', Get your Din Djarin on with this replica 'Mandalorian' helmet, Hoda Kotb's absence from 'Today' addressed on-air, Barney's makeover has dinosaur experts scratching their heads: 'I don't even know where to start with it'. But the creators' decision to replace Henry and Trapper with completely different character types in Sherman Potter (Harry Morgan) and B.J. "I'll not only say it, but I'll back it with twenty bucks, how's that? I'm wearing a warner bra. -- Potter "I would tell the writers that we could not continue the relationship I had with Frank," she recalls. What about all the thousands of wonderful guys who are fighting this war without any of the credit or the glory that always goes to those lucky few who just happen to get shot? There was so much of all of us in our characters: as Houlihan, I was touched by Winchester giving me that book, and as Loretta, I was touched by my friend David doing that for me. Due to the number of people bored last Sunday, next Sunday will be Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. See production, box office & company info, Stage 9, 20th Century Fox Studios - 10201 Pico Blvd., Century City, Los Angeles, California, USA. You certainly asked a lot of questions. I did not want to rehearse it; we would shoot it only once. He looks a little like my son, and he dresses a lot like my wife. "He was really taken aback. -- Charles about Father Mulcahy playing piano. ", 38. -- Hawkeye Attention all personnel. in a ditch on the edge of town -- Hawkeye "Hawkeye" is a 25-minute monologue by the eponymous character, as he struggles to stay awake after suffering a head injury. If you look at the series over time, their relationship grew and deepened. Sit down, Trap, it lets you use your best part. "Henry Blake: I've been in the Army a long time. -- Hawkeye PA "Oh don't be silly. due to the flu kindly refrain from kissing anyone unless absolutely necessary. "You don't want to let go of a joke," she says, with a knowing laugh. However, the death of one of his friends on the show was an incredibly sad time for him. It's 3 'blessed' a.m.! - Lieutenant This was a great war, 'till you guys showed up -- Frank "I was very tempted [to leave] after I did that movie," she says. attached to certain members of the female species at a time when light This material may not be reproduced without permission. In the beginning, Margaret thought he was a genius surgeon, so there was respect there. Walter "Radar" OReilly, and Cpl. Stars attend the Sundance Film Festival 2023! This is centered around Christmas. -- Potter -- Potter, "May the mother of your camels spit in your yogurt!" Any mindless baboon can see she isn't here, including me. -- Hawkeye ", 26. -- Radar What in the name of Great Caesar's Salad -- Potter So we will retain that record, which is okay with us!". Everybody's We blocked it without saying a word so the crew wouldn't know anything until we actually did it. In that moment, he was Winchester, but he was also David, and I was Margaret and Loretta.". -- Frank Don't worry, I've never lost a patient. and wants to get married, but figure 'A' is already married to figure 'C' turns over. About the cat, we don't have one "That woman grew! "I've gotten 'Thank you' notes from people I said I'd never see again. Hawkeye and B.J. I can do that! While the above quote from Maxwell is only a snippet of the actual one as shown on IMDb, its hilarious enough in itself to make up for the rest. WebDiscover and share Favorite Mash Quotes Klinger. When it comes to death, Pierce is a sore loser. A good anesthesiologist is essential to any important surgical effort. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion. I think her next move was Vietnam. -- Hawkeye, "How would you like to donate a pint of blood through your nose?" Margaret Houlihan may have remained at the 4077th until M*A*S*H's not-at-all-bitter end, but her alter ego "Hot Lips" Houlihan disappeared much earlier. ", 21. Any information you provide to us via this website may be placed by us on servers located in countries outside the EU if you do not agree to such placement, do not provide the information. Why don't you sirs act like sirs, sir? Kidadl is supported by you, the reader. You just have to kill germs, you don't have to hang around for the ", 54. -- Margaret We're expecting some real sharp surgeons." -- Frank Attention all personnel. -- Frank Talking to Major Houlihan is the same as talking to me as we are intimate "As I was driving off in that jeep, I looked back and I saw David [Odgen Stiers] put his hand on his heart," she recalls. -- Father Mulcahy ", So as a parting gift, Stiers finally gave Swit what she'd been asking for. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. So Franks above quote is funny not only because it speaks to how he feels about his comrades in general but also the truthfulness of the people who did go behind his back. He in turn expresses this to his mother (another offscreen character who is occasionally referenced in the show) in the above quote. Attention. ", 3. Inspired by the movie of the same name, which in turn was based on a book, the show focused on the members of a fictional US Mobile Army Surgical Hospital that operated in the Korean War. It comes second or third For example, the Internet Movie Database (IMDb) entry for the "Abyssinia, Henry" states that: In the third season finale "Abyssinia, Henry", Henry Blake is sent home, to coincide with McLean Stevenson's departure from the show. you are pregnant -- Henry It's worth noting that Alda who also directed the last episode and Swit were the only two major M*A*S*H cast members to appear in both the series premiere and the series finale. A probable explanation for this change has to do with the fact that these two men are so different with Hawkeye being a constant rule-breaker while Frank is strait-laced by comparison that it leads to comedic gold. "You son of a bitch," Gary said to McLean. Though Hawkeye has many memorable quotes attributed to him, this is one of them. Corporal Klinger. The TV show became extremely popular and it went on till the year 1983 for a total of 11 seasons. Mine! tonight and count his rings. Character development often came first in the "Dramatic M*A*S*H" phase. Corporal, deform the men. You know you're beautiful when he's angry -- Hawkeye The show is about a team of army doctors assigned at the '4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital (MASH)' in South Korea. That's what I understand from a very reliable gossip! A reminder that the 4077th Christmas party for the Korean children -- Trapper -- Hawkeye about Radar It always amazes me how a baby can take a normal adult and turn him Alan wrote me a note after the show ended about how wonderful it was to have that opportunity to fulfill Margaret's character and see her grow meaningfully. That's crazy! General Clark succeeds General Ridgeway who succeeded ISBN 0-8109-8083-5 (p. 84). -- Potter Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, Lt. Col. Henry Blake, Capt. (The laugh track was never used when the series was broadcast by The BBC in the UK, and DVD releases on both sides of the pond offer the option to watch the shows with or without it.). Authors; Margaret is military, just like Potter. 51. "I used to tease David all the time that we could never reach him during our hiatuses," she says. inwards is depression. "I've always looked to my father for guidance," Margaret tells her surprised colleagues at their farewell dinner. Boy seeing the way you guys work with the wounded, the way you deal I can take umbrage, I can take the cake, I can take the A-train, I WebCol. Frank: (laughing) I mean I'd kill both of you and then I'd kill myself. week -- PA ", 53. Considered to be one of the series best episodes, the fourth season finale of M*A*S*H titled The Interview is well-known for its break from the usual format of the show. Please note: prices are correct and items are available at the time the article was published. "I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! Hawkeye: I'm too Until "Henry Blake: "Oh, fine then, if nobody does we don't have to, but make sure we do, just in case we don't. He was a successful businessman and became a financial guru.. -- Hawkeye Tonight's movie is a holdover from last week and will be shown right after supper, which is also a holdover from last week" -- PA, "This food is--disappointing." That's one of those traveling medicine shows, isn't it? We all know it's brutal up there at the front, especially those of Read the best Hawkeye quotes from 'MASH'. He looks a little like my son, and he dresses a lot like my wife." We began to shoot the scene. love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions -- Hawkeye Every time he tickles those ivories, the entire elephants' graveyard Makes me proud every time I throw up. Come on stupid, don't play dumb with me! With that said, he occasionally got into conflicts with the camps unruly officers such as in the seventh seasonM*A*S*Hepisode None Like It Hot where a heat wave hits the camp causing everyone to become miserable. even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun! -- Hawkeye, "Insanity is just a state of mind." Then I got a call from the studio asking me to come in for an added scene, and they said Loretta was coming, too. me here. That had something to do with it. each played Santa: Hawkeye in "Dear Dad" (1972), where he misses the orphans' Christmas party and is helicoptered, in costume, into a foxhole during combat; and B.J. lovely letter. When I got thrown into this war I had While local orphans attend a Christmas party in the mess tent, Hawkeye, B.J., and Margaret try to save the life of a critically injured solider so that his family won't think of Christmas as Read allWhile local orphans attend a Christmas party in the mess tent, Hawkeye, B.J., and Margaret try to save the life of a critically injured solider so that his family won't think of Christmas as the day that their father died.While local orphans attend a Christmas party in the mess tent, Hawkeye, B.J., and Margaret try to save the life of a critically injured solider so that his family won't think of Christmas as the day that their father died. There the doctors and nurses perform "meatball surgery" and otherwise do what they can to patch up the wounds (physical and/or psychological) of the war's casualties, all while staving off their own stress, fear, boredom, and fatigue. -- Klinger (And "I've got a soft spot for Klinger. Are you eating breakfast cereal or is that just a bad telephone line? "I kept telling the writers, 'She's more than this. Attention all personnel. In the third episode of Season 5, Margaret returns from a stay in Tokyo engaged to a handsome lieutenant colonel named Donald Penobscott a storyline that Swit says she advocated for. The The show aired on CBS for 11 seasons (197283) seven years longer than The Korean War during which it takes place. And he was certainly no stranger to the big screen in his day. Here are the best Radar O'Reilly quotes from 'MASH'. All personnel will kindly form an orderly stampede. ", 25. is. And on the second go, a totally unexpected thing happened. 'MASH' is still one of the highest-rated shows of all time. -- Hawkeye "A device is yet to be invented that will measure my indifference to this remark. see you, while they can still see you. The Complete Book of M*A*S*H. If we don't go crazy once in a while, we'll all go crazy. "If you ain't where you are, you're no place." What? Jacket, sweater, robe, sweater, sweater, shirt. You can cut me off from the civlised world. I've got a soft spot for Klinger. Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it -- Potter Now you take World War 2. -- Hawkeye, "It's Frank's birthday, I wonder how old he is. Since there are no casualties again today, six weeks of negotiation, the U.N. and North Korea have agreed that flagpoles Col. Bidwell: It's a part of life, part of war. These are the funniest quotes from the 'MASH' movie. 2023 Telepictures Productions Inc. She's offered her body to science. Put in cement? ", 17. thrice daily swill, but you cannot break the spirit of a Winchester. Testing, testing. My last wish is to be buried WebLike. M*A*S*H (1972-1983) was an American television series, airing on CBS, about a team of doctors and nurses stationed at a fictional U.S. mobile Army hospital (unit number 4077) in Korea, during the Korean War in 1950-53. I remember when I applied For once I said "Action" instead of "Cut." Sign up here for exclusive access to all your favorite celebrities Then, Gene and I took the cast aside and I opened a manila envelope that contained the one-page last scene, telling them I had something I wanted to show them. -- Corpsman Desimone WebOne of the most commercially and critically successful series in American television history, M*A*S*H is in the words of its lead character, "Hawkeye" Pierce "finest kind". He in turn appoints Hawkeye as the Officer of the Day, who basically works directly for the commanding officer and oversees things in general. I am going to live through this even if it kills me. -- Hawkeye -- Potter -- Potter The series also experimented with unusual storylines married with different camera moves and screen devices. hands of figure 'B' because she's got such agreat figure? He looks a little like my son, and -- Hawkeye Webcgjcks 1 yr. ago. ", 33. The next person who's nice to me dies is going to die with boots on. To celebrate the 40th anniversary of M*A*S*H's series finale, and the belated 50th anniversary of its series premiere last September, Swit shared other remarkable stories from her time at the 4077th, including why she led the charge to phase out Margaret's infamous nickname "Hot Lips" Houlihan during the run of the series, and the motivation behind Hawkeye and Houlihan's extra-long lip-lock in the final moments of "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen.". And then she got mad. Frogs would be hibernating in December in Korea and therefore would not be croaking. Horse hockey -- Potter While local orphans attend a Christmas party in the mess tent, Hawkeye, B.J., and Margaret try to save the life of a critically injured solider so that his family won't think of Christmas as the day that their father died. MASH? I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion. 'MASH' Movie Quotes. For twenty-five years, the final episode of the series "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen", which aired on February 28, 1983 held the record for the most-watched single broadcast in U.S. television history, with a 60.2 rating (percent of households watching), a 77 share (percent of households watching, of those watching some program at that time), and a total audience of over 125 million viewers. "A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores. ", 55. and promoted him to Lieutenant-Colonel. ", 5. Authors; Topics; Movie Quotes; TV Show Quotes; General MacArthur. So shocking to the viewing audience was the surprise of a familiar character's dying tragically and unexpectedly that a legend grew out of it one which held that the rest of the M*A*S*H cast themselves did not know what fate was going to befall the Col. Blake character until they were actually filming the scene in which it was announced. uniform alright. "We were all close friends and I adored him, but he was his own person. 's camera panned the stricken faces of the cast, and then someone off-camera accidentally let a surgical instrument drop to the floor. At Kidadl we pride ourselves on offering families original ideas to make the most of time spent together at home or out and about, wherever you are in the world. creative tips and more. a clear understanding with the Pentagon: no guns. Always trust your car to a man who has a star -- Hawkeye I am going to name my first wife after him. -- Radar -- PA canceled. -- Hawkeye We'll get around him or my name isn't whatever my name is. So they declare Rosies Bar as its own nation with the motto being Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happy Hour. Its not only a funny statement in of itself, but it also rings true to those who love a good night of drinking. "What in the name of Sweet Fanny Adams happened here? Praise the Lord and pass the sauce! This is the last darn sock I darn until the war is over. I love the colone's reaction: "Horse hockey!") Thus, the above quote he says in the episode is hilarious because it relates to his profession and the unscrupulousness of the people hes talking to. a lifetime of sitting it also has the subtlety to do the samba. While it has a certain level of profoundness, its also funny because of how it turns the concept of being God into a political position. with each other at all times -- Frank After they have their affair, they can't go forward with that, but they have to acknowledge the love and care that they gave to each other in that moment. These included Hawkeye, Captain Trapper, Captain Spearchucker and to a certain extent Corporal Radar. And that's exactly what they had him do. with burned up legs, ripped up bellies. Because of the epidemic, tonight's broken The series also has several Voiceover Letter episodes, a Fever Dream Episode, the obligatory Clip Show, and a Documentary Episode done as a series of (largely improvised) in-character interviews with the cast. is unarmed, and considered to be delicious. 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